Izaya-kun! Hello there! It has been so long since we've talked I thought you had forgotten about me.
But you didn't... Did you?
That would make this little human very sad, Iza-kun. Or is that what you want from me? My sadness?
Ah, who knows just what sorts of plans you are devising in that brain of yours<3
Just wanted to wish you happy birthday! I hope you have fun!
If you wanna have some real fun, why don't you go and give Namie a present too~?
...Perhaps a blade to her throat, dear? Or you could cut her hair while she sleeps? I don't know about you but that would satisfy me. ^^
Oh well, have a wonderful birthday!